Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

everything f need to know] learned from my four-year-old

SORRY WE'RE LATE. OH, GOOD. YOU

IT'S COLD BY NOW. I'VE JUST. BEEN SITTING HERE READING THIS SICK EX-GAY LITERATURE YOUR MOTHER KEEPS SEDING US. WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO WITH HER?

ONE THING AT A TIME, BABE I HAD TO STAY AND TAIR TO PAULA AT THE PRESCHOOL BECAUSE THERE WAS SOME TROUBLE TODAY. TELL MEEMA WHAT YOU DID, RAFFI.

HIT SAM IN DA HEAD WIF DA TONKA CEMENT MIXER CAUSE HE WOULDN'T SHARE.

YOU HIT HIM WITH A TRUCKT RAFFI, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT! WHAT GOT INTO you?

PIZZA

1998 BY ALISON BECHDEL

FINE, THEN, GO AHEAD AND YELL. MAKE HIM AFRAID OF YOU, IT WORKED FOR YOUR

DAD.

OKAY, I'M

SORRY. I'VE HAD

A SHORT FUSE LATELY.

IM JUST REALLY STRESSED.

I KNOW. WE ALL ARE SINCE I WENT BACK TO WORK. LOOK AT THIS PLACE!

MAY 15, 1998

GAY PEOPle's ChronICLE 31

COUER WE TRY

AND REMAIN CALM, PLEASE?

SORRY! I'M NOT FEELING CALM AT THE MOMENT!

SWEETIE, GO WASH YOUR HANDS.

CLARICE, YOU'VE GOT TO CONTROL YOUR ANGER. WHERE DO YOU THINK HE'S LEARNING TO ACT OUT LIKE THAT?

HIS BEHAVIOR UPSET ME, TOM, AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT. I'M NOT GONNA ACT LIKE SOME LOBOTOMIZED MR. ROGERS.

OUR LIVES ARE SO CRAZY. THE THREE OF US NEVER EVEN SEE EACH OTHER.

OU! THAT REMINDS ME. I HAVE THAT MEETING TONIGHT. ARE YOU OKAY TO STAY WITH HIM?

WHAT THERE'S A LOCAL FREEDOM MERTING? TO MARRY COALITION STARTING UP TO FIGHT THAT STATE ANTI-GAY MARRIAGE BILL.

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU.

ALL

CLEAN!

NOW YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? ISN'T OUR LIFE OPPRESSIVE

ENOUGH?

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR THAT WE DON'T GET ANY OF THE LEGAL PERKS STRAIGHT COUPLES DO. THOSE RIGHT WING LEGISLATORS CAN'T GET AWAY WITH THIS.

THEY SHOULD SHARE!

GOOD WORK. SPORT.

YOU SHOULD GO DOWN TO THE STATE CAPITOL AND TELL THEM THAT, SPORT,

AND TAKE YOUR TONKA TRUCK.

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

THAN HAS Agreed

To Dogsit For Abby While Her Moms, Liza & BETH SPEND TWO

Weeks CAMPING ON VIEQUES.

CAPING US TO PreseNT THIS ENTIRELY NON COMPREHENSIVE

ACCOUNTING Of The...

CRIMINALS

OF

DOGGIEWalk PARK

SAYS "HE never ACTS THIS WAY"every Morning AFTer her DOG BITES SOMEONE.

by Eric Orner

Pees on his own Throwing Toy...

WEBKIT

TeFuses To OBEY HIS DAD Every SINGLE TIME ANOTHER DOGPARENT

AS WATCHING.

CMPN

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PoopEd Twice WHEN EETA ONLY Brought 1 BAG.

TE GARBAGE SHE FOUND ON CUrB..

MAKES BeeLiNE ACROSS Park to JUMP ON GUY Wearing Nice SuiT..

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